Fair Warning

The other day I sent the link to this blog to a friend and former co-worker in Michigan. This person immediately responded back that I needed to be careful what I write on here.

So I'm thinking...hm...well...duh...yeah...I mean, it's not like I'd ever really post about my Most Embarrassing Middle School P.E. Moment.

But this person further clarified: "Crooks like to read blogs so they know when you're not home."

I've got to admit, that wasn't really the first thought that had occurred to me. But now that it's been mentioned, I guess I'd better clear things up right away.

So just in case any crooks are reading this, be aware here and now that:

1) Our house is protected by three security systems and additional hidden surveillance cameras.

2) I possess almost nothing of any value. (I borrow the computer at the public library to enter these posts). That's right, no valuables around here, unless you count the AK-47 at my bedside.

3) My wife Lynn and I are very happy living here with our ten pet Rottweilers.  So happy, in fact, that we never leave home to go anywhere. Why would we want to, when we already live in the best place on Earth?

Thanks, CJ from Michigan, for the reminder to set the record straight! :)